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Dec. 24, 2007 - 5:17 p.m.

Self Realizations :

Dear Self,


Remember to be thoughtful more often when it comes to family and friends, not just strangers.

Stop spoilling Friend Boy so much, he's a jackass, and should be getting a boot in the ass instead of sex.

Stop falling in lust with unattainable boys. Whether it be distance, relationship or anything else. They're unattainable. Remember that.

New Years resolution is to gain weight, so one does not look like an anorexic, potato eatting, whiskey swillin', nazi leprecaun.
This is also for the fact that we needs a layer of blubber to keep us warm. It's mighty cold.

Oh! And try to figure out where the hell your sense of humor ran off to!?! I think it was shot off in 'Nam with Pup's big toe.


Merry Christmas, Self. Stop being a bitter old hag!

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