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Dec. 24, 2007 - 5:17 p.m. Self Realizations : Dear Self,
Stop spoilling Friend Boy so much, he's a jackass, and should be getting a boot in the ass instead of sex. Stop falling in lust with unattainable boys. Whether it be distance, relationship or anything else. They're unattainable. Remember that. New Years resolution is to gain weight, so one does not look like an anorexic, potato eatting, whiskey swillin', nazi leprecaun. Oh! And try to figure out where the hell your sense of humor ran off to!?! I think it was shot off in 'Nam with Pup's big toe.
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