Dec. 27, 2007 - Flushed Away
Dec. 24, 2007 - Deep Thoughts
Dec. 24, 2007 - Christmas is Bitter
Dec. 07, 2007 - Short, sweet and not having babies.
Dec. 07, 2007 - Short, sweet and not having babies.
Dec. 04, 2007 - Ending the Year
Apr. 29, 2006 - Why does sleep hate me?
Apr. 02, 2006 - Room full of Window Treatments
Mar. 21, 2006 - I have green tea. And I need to sleep.
Mar. 18, 2006 - I hate people with my name.
Feb. 18, 2006 - Dirty minded waste of an entry.
Feb. 17, 2006 - Short briefing
Jan. 20, 2006 - Bowie Birthday Madness
Jan. 15, 2006 - Ten Things Meme (stolen from teh Sock-girlie)
Jan. 10, 2006 - Don't kiss the kangeroos' no-no's
Jan. 08, 2006 - I'm an idjit
Dec. 24, 2005 - This totally makes me sound like a bad person! Trick Questions..I tell you!!!
Dec. 24, 2005 - -
Dec. 24, 2005 - -
Dec. 24, 2005 - -
Dec. 24, 2005 - I've got a christmas itch
Dec. 21, 2005 - Teh Best
Dec. 21, 2005 - Everything turns to snow in my CROTCH!?!
Dec. 17, 2005 - If I were king of the forest.
Dec. 12, 2005 - Flames Eternal
Dec. 12, 2005 - Lazy Me with Big Plans
Dec. 11, 2005 - -
Dec. 10, 2005 - Help me please
Dec. 10, 2005 - Infomericals are for the weak.
Dec. 10, 2005 - Why does my ham taste like whiskey?
Dec. 03, 2005 - I'm the snowflake man...here are my....SNOWFLAKES!!
Dec. 02, 2005 - Bad ideas and intentions
Nov. 29, 2005 - Turkey lurkey giggle...I wish turkey only cost a nickel
Nov. 16, 2005 - Why did I just write about my hands? Did someone drop acid in my dr. pepper?
Nov. 14, 2005 - Hungry hippos hug heartily with horried harpies
Nov. 14, 2005 - Meh?
Nov. 12, 2005 - Bring me the virgins!!
Nov. 05, 2005 - Sitting there wishing on a cement floor
Nov. 05, 2005 - Back in the Saddle
Oct. 31, 2005 - No hobbles, just weenie
Oct. 27, 2005 - People actually live in Missouri???
Oct. 16, 2005 - I'm a hungry camper
Oct. 10, 2005 - Short, but sweet..er..nutty?
Oct. 10, 2005 - quizzes for the bored
Oct. 08, 2005 - And now, for something completely different.
Oct. 08, 2005 - And now, for something completely different.
Jun. 15, 2005 - I think I just made a personal ad for my BackSeatGnome
Jun. 14, 2005 - Pregnant Fords make Badass Babies
May. 28, 2005 - short entries for short attention spans.
May. 23, 2005 - Got the gray hairs, where's my damned cane?
May. 22, 2005 - I love a rainy night, but hate to get my hair wet.
May. 15, 2005 - I BALD!!!!
May. 11, 2005 - I like things. Really. No! I'm not kidding!
May. 08, 2005 - My calves hurt and I want more ice cream.
May. 03, 2005 - Sleep is for me.
Apr. 29, 2005 - "Paging Mr...crap..who where they callin - oh..Um. Bob..*mumblemumble* pick up the phone...what line..oh I forget"
Apr. 26, 2005 - I'm not getting up till it's as warm out there as it is in here.
Apr. 24, 2005 - "Who knew missing children could be so sexy"
Apr. 22, 2005 - Through the unforgiving glass
Apr. 21, 2005 - Can is underlined..for CAN DO, COOKIE
Apr. 21, 2005 - Freedom smells like wet
Apr. 20, 2005 - Come back!!
Apr. 16, 2005 - It's a rather dull day in the neighborhood.
Apr. 06, 2005 - Morn'n Sunshine, I ate the last donut
Apr. 03, 2005 - Purple tastes weird.
Apr. 03, 2005 - Cold Pizza Lunch and a Birdie for haunting
Apr. 02, 2005 - And I turned him into a newt..I mean..a ring.
Mar. 31, 2005 - If I had an ass, it'd be gone
Mar. 30, 2005 - OwstupidtummyOw
Mar. 28, 2005 - Drunk Holidays are more fun.
Mar. 26, 2005 - Post it notes don't leave holes
Mar. 21, 2005 - I can't plan...but I can dance.
Mar. 17, 2005 - Trouble trouble, pretty
Mar. 16, 2005 - Tailgate from Hell
Mar. 15, 2005 - Long time gone
Feb. 17, 2005 - Coney Island Mindframe
Feb. 17, 2005 - Leavin'..on a jet.....train?
Feb. 16, 2005 - I need lists..and staples
Feb. 15, 2005 - -
Feb. 15, 2005 - -
Feb. 14, 2005 - This ones' for good.
Feb. 12, 2005 - Ciao to the warmth
Feb. 12, 2005 - Flogging the Dead Horse
Feb. 12, 2005 - Sometimes, you just have to wonder
Feb. 09, 2005 - Happy Unemployment Day to me
Feb. 09, 2005 - Night.
Feb. 07, 2005 - Tomorrow..I quit
Feb. 07, 2005 - movin' on
Nov. 09, 2004 - updatey?
May. 16, 2004 - -
May. 16, 2004 - I made up my mind, I'll make a new start, I'm going to California with an achin'...in my heart.
Mar. 24, 2004 - Kicking
Mar. 02, 2004 - er.spla.duh.
Jan. 15, 2004 - Booop
Jan. 03, 2004 - hi my name is
Dec. 21, 2003 - blimey
Dec. 19, 2003 - Merry Holiday Surprise
Dec. 02, 2003 - But Baby...IT'S FREEZING!!!!
Nov. 30, 2003 - Goddammit I'm such a shit.
Nov. 19, 2003 - 23
Nov. 08, 2003 - The Pod
Nov. 04, 2003 - Forgive me
Oct. 26, 2003 - Halloweenie..halloweenie
Oct. 17, 2003 - Goddamn hippie Tree huggers
Oct. 14, 2003 - -
Oct. 08, 2003 - Mad Hatter - Yo.
Oct. 08, 2003 - Yay!
Oct. 02, 2003 - Trying Trying Trying
Sept. 22, 2003 - Banana, banana, banana....
Sept. 15, 2003 - YAY I"M JAMES DEAN!!
Sept. 15, 2003 - Speak softly,....carry a BIG MOTHA F'ING STICK
Sept. 14, 2003 - Too tired to go on
Sept. 13, 2003 - Life, or my version 2.0
Sept. 12, 2003 - I can take pretty pictures
Sept. 10, 2003 - Quizzes
Sept. 10, 2003 - It was such a good day
Sept. 09, 2003 - Lies lies lies - yeeeah. (does anyone remember the Thompson twins!?!?)
Sept. 07, 2003 - <>
Sept. 05, 2003 - Floyd type time
Sept. 05, 2003 - Home again
Sept. 04, 2003 - Broken Mousie
Sept. 03, 2003 - Wax Sheep
Sept. 02, 2003 - Me Smash!
Sept. 01, 2003 - BOOGITYBOALKDIEPOSJLSSLSDFO!O!!
Aug. 30, 2003 - Not so long
Aug. 30, 2003 - Help! I'm stuck at work with nothing to do but make very long subject lines!!
Aug. 29, 2003 - -
Aug. 29, 2003 - -
Aug. 29, 2003 - ACK
Aug. 29, 2003 - Mmm Eeeeyee Croooked lettah..
Aug. 27, 2003 - HARUMPHF!
Aug. 27, 2003 - Sometimes...
Aug. 27, 2003 - Movies a Go-Go
Aug. 22, 2003 - Lemons and Cherrys
Aug. 21, 2003 - Gotta Problem? Eh..I'm Irish
Aug. 19, 2003 - Songs for People
Aug. 19, 2003 - 123- hooray for me
Aug. 18, 2003 - Songs for a Lifetime
Aug. 17, 2003 - Freddy sings lullabies.
Aug. 16, 2003 - Spitballs and Fine Art
Aug. 16, 2003 - vacation!
Aug. 10, 2003 - Knobels for the weekend.
Aug. 05, 2003 - I like the Surrealism Generator
Aug. 05, 2003 - Smu-whee
Aug. 03, 2003 - -
Aug. 03, 2003 - Yawn
Aug. 02, 2003 - Bowie killed Ziggy for a reason
Aug. 02, 2003 - Hooray for my stupid poetry
Aug. 02, 2003 - The Voices tell me I suck.
Aug. 02, 2003 - Whaddya Lookin' at.....Bitch
Jul. 31, 2003 - A tip a day keeps your angry Hotel Employees away
Jul. 30, 2003 - Walk the Plank
Jul. 30, 2003 - Hooray for Quizzes
Jul. 30, 2003 - quiz!
Jul. 30, 2003 - Can we get Margaritas during lunch hour?
Jul. 29, 2003 - Spoon + Ice Cream = Yay Life
Jul. 27, 2003 - Fun Pictures to Look At
Jul. 26, 2003 - harry potter
Jul. 25, 2003 - Caution : Will induce feelings of depression
Jul. 22, 2003 - eh?
Jul. 20, 2003 - Frui-TAY Autumn Movers
Jul. 18, 2003 - Omlette for One
Jul. 07, 2003 - But I don't have any cash...
Jul. 06, 2003 - I'll give my hip for Pirates in Drag
Jul. 05, 2003 - More pets for the Penguin Lady
Jun. 30, 2003 - -
Jun. 29, 2003 - Moltov Cocktail...now where'd I drop that match...
Jun. 24, 2003 - go here.
Jun. 19, 2003 - Bungle in a WHAT?
Jun. 18, 2003 - Pschyic Friends are never there when you need them
Jun. 17, 2003 - It's a good thing I'm a Pennslyvanian
Jun. 17, 2003 - I can dance to the fife and wear a tri corner hat
Jun. 13, 2003 - HOORAY!
Jun. 13, 2003 - I have new template
Jun. 12, 2003 - Update. Again. And again..
Jun. 12, 2003 - If this is a game, I'm gonna lose
Jun. 12, 2003 - I suck.
Jun. 10, 2003 - I have an orange pen..
Jun. 08, 2003 - girls who like boys who like boys who like girls
Jun. 08, 2003 - 21 Reasons Vonnegut rocks.
Jun. 08, 2003 - Knock Knock...Wawa calling
Jun. 07, 2003 - yay
May. 28, 2003 - shut up already you obnoxious brat
May. 26, 2003 - I can't find a white rabbit
May. 24, 2003 - brillant
May. 18, 2003 - Dr. Pepper strikes back
May. 17, 2003 - Trust in the name of Boredom
May. 10, 2003 - Happysnuffles
May. 09, 2003 - A day for Goodbyes
May. 05, 2003 - Obnoxious Oxygen
Apr. 24, 2003 - !!..//??@@
Apr. 20, 2003 - End
Apr. 19, 2003 - Pointy things hurt
Apr. 19, 2003 - yay.
Apr. 15, 2003 - more quizzes
Apr. 15, 2003 - Lots of Quizzes, for a Quizzy kinda day
Apr. 13, 2003 - Life, what's that?
Apr. 11, 2003 - Hallo Wall, My names....D'OH!
Apr. 08, 2003 - Snowy Drivers
Apr. 05, 2003 - MOpmopmop
Apr. 02, 2003 - No Rice for Birdbrains.
Mar. 13, 2003 - a.c.
Mar. 12, 2003 - Politics for the half-witted
Mar. 11, 2003 - I hate my hiccup
Mar. 11, 2003 - Mah Jongg Rants.
Mar. 10, 2003 - sha-na-na
Mar. 08, 2003 - Zippity do dah.
Mar. 07, 2003 - Pananana
Mar. 03, 2003 - CHEESE
Mar. 03, 2003 - Speckled Frogs, Hollowed Log
Feb. 27, 2003 - Perception
Feb. 24, 2003 - -
Feb. 22, 2003 - Rainy.stupid.weather.grr.rainy.GRR!
Feb. 21, 2003 - Ooooo...february sucks.
Feb. 13, 2003 - My cat ate the mouse
Feb. 10, 2003 - Video games ate my mom.
Feb. 09, 2003 - Update MADNESS
Feb. 06, 2003 - Whee, Back.
Nov. 22, 2002 - Russian Bedtime
2002-11-21 - No sex for Bowie
2002-11-20 - Bury me with my penguins
2002-11-19 - See-saw
2002-11-17 - Loveseat Turmoil
2002-11-15 - My life equals Big Hair, Bad Fashion
2002-11-15 - I used the word Dastardly.
2002-11-14 - Yip. Skip. Jump.
2002-11-13 - Ew. I don't want estrogen.
2002-11-12 - Gramma hits the bottle
2002-11-11 - a short description
2002-11-09 - Alice and the Cat
2002-11-08 - Pretzel, Cookie, HIC-CUP
2002-11-06 - Oops
2002-11-06 - Kick in the balls
2002-11-06 - Pizza-nuts to you too.
2002-11-04 - Coooooookeeeee
2002-11-03 - Pineapple ass
2002-11-02 - Restless..or something
2002-11-02 - Soup and Hugs
2002-11-01 - Knock..knock..whos'..DEER!!
2002-10-29 - Auntie Em and Toto strike back
2002-10-29 - Hallo-weenie-hobbles
2002-10-28 - I can't spell scheme tonight. (Skeem..sceem..)
2002-10-22 - Shrinky Dinks
2002-10-18 - I want VALIUM..
2002-10-17 - Circus folk
2002-10-16 - OOOOOXXXXXYYY CLEEEEEEEAN!
2002-10-12 - B.C.S.
2002-10-08 - Perks.
2002-10-08 - Closed Heart
2002-10-03 - stop short
2002-10-02 - Sobriety is not our friend
2002-10-01 - Dah-hur!
2002-09-29 - broken ankle
2002-09-27 - Currents.
2002-09-26 - Grr. I bitch.
2002-09-26 - Flutter
2002-09-24 - Whorlyboyds
2002-09-23 - Land..sea..foam
2002-09-20 - Steak in a Can
2002-09-18 - I'm A Dork.
2002-09-11 - quizzzy
2002-09-05 - FallSkeerSplat
2002-08-31 - Existence in your eyes.
2002-08-31 - Neeeee-splat.
2002-08-27 - Ponderation of the Bear
2002-08-22 - Older Link?
2002-08-15 - Fully-Blown Goat Dram
2002-07-16 - Joy-gasms
2002-07-13 - Mister Toad drives my bus
2002-07-09 - Pickup failures
2002-07-02 - A worms' plight
2002-06-29 - Carnie folk.
2002-06-28 - Help Wanted.
2002-06-27 - eepspsps
2002-06-26 - MY path.
2002-06-21 - KFC and a Drag Queen
2002-06-18 - Hapless Babble Nonsensical Blather
2002-06-15 - Splatter
2002-06-14 - Ships Ahoy
2002-06-10 - Snuffieuppiegus
2002-06-07 - tires and holes.
2002-06-05 - paddington
2002-06-05 - complex
2002-06-04 - Disco Inferno
2002-06-02 - Lovies.
2002-05-31 - Yerba Mate and Astragulas
2002-05-31 - TP shortage
2002-05-30 - fizzy pop
2002-05-29 - Snap, Whiz, Twirl
2002-05-22 - Boy, emotions and reality
2002-05-15 - Penis pasta
2002-05-10 - yimmeryammer
2002-05-02 - Capitalists and a Phoebe hunt
2002-04-22 - I am a mighty model of a modern major general
2002-04-19 - Advice necessary
2002-04-18 - Something in the way
2002-04-07 - Sweet insanity
2002-04-07 - Zig's
2002-04-03 - lost in the tabernacles
2002-03-31 - yeppers and whatnot
2002-03-16 - spoutings of the alien whale
2002-03-15 - Razzle mania
2002-03-12 - Papa and his evil plot
2002-03-11 - Cry of the carrot
2002-03-08 - More bitching about Tabernacles
2002-03-07 - Tabernacles and marshmellowless
2002-03-06 - NO!
2002-03-03 - Jealous and ranting, yeah we're good.
2002-02-26 - If I were king of the forest
2002-02-18 - A man and his goat.
2002-02-17 - Seasons of Change
2002-02-13 - splurguf
2002-02-11 - Time to bitch, time to rant
2002-02-03 - Burpsighcough
2002-02-01 - Yep yep and some more...yep
2002-02-01 - Peek-a-Boo, it's hell
2002-01-30 - da da da
2002-01-27 - Sinitra in a can
2002-01-27 - Flibbershits
2002-01-27 - Velvet Blues
2002-01-27 - Grr...splat?
2002-01-26 - Fudderleedoo
2002-01-25 - fakeness in a paperbag
2002-01-24 - Grumblings
2002-01-23 - Random bitching.
2002-01-23 - The first of few